Listen man, I know we’ve had our disagreements, okay? Hell, I know I’ve said some junk that set you back on your heels. But Sammy… come on. I killed Benny to save you. I’m willing to let this bastard and all the sons of bitches that killed mom walk because of you. Don’t you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you! It has never been like that! Ever! I need you to see that.
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*moaning* what’s ur credit card number
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—— Damn, you really know how to play that mystery card.
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why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt
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